“I lived in the mansion for five years. I wasn’t there for romantic reasons or marital reasons like

Quotables: Why is Kendra Wilkinson Perpetually Stuck in the Past?

3/31/2016 6:00 AM PDT, by clark jennifer

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Holly [Madison] was. I had a great time. I had a blast. That’s what I lived for at that age. I had fun. Look, I wasn’t trying to marry him. I dated outside of him. I had respect by not going public with any of my relationships. I swear on my two kids I never hooked up with one person in the mansion while being with Hef. I have that much respect. I would go to hotels down the street.”

--Kendra Wilkinson on ... gah, you guessed it: the thing that seems to matter more than talking about her own family or children -- the Playboy mansion and her experience there, 'cause what else do you have left to do when all there is is existing in the past?

The thing is, nobody cares. Nobody cared when she was in the mansion, save for a select group of sad folks dreaming and wishing and praying to get invited to a party just to get some kind of funky rash from the hot tub as a parting gift, and to maybe brush up against one of the girls next door or whatever, since they were too busy out of their minds doing whatever to notice you wholly.

Give it up, Wilkinson. This putrid well's dry as a bone and the only thirsty lady here is you.

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